


Nevel's Song

by Rhady



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Tragedy
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-06-07
Updated: 2009-06-07
Packaged: 2013-08-29 04:33:38
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 317
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5118996/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1838611/Rhady
Summary: A Nevel's songfic. Well songfic, more adapting lyrics. There aren't lot of those thing here, are they? Hope you guys like it, its about Nevel loosing an iCarly Hack War.





	Nevel's Song

I'm sitting in my office

In the middle of my house

I've got anti-virus capsules

And plenty of software

The screen is kaputt

The printer's a bore

The iCarly Hack War

Isn't fun anymore.

Surrender? No, it's not my cup of tea.

I've got tons of software protecting me.

No surrender. Nein! Nein!

Cause I've got Compy and a bottle of juice!

Chor:

Nevel you bloody hacking Pig

Won't you finally capitulate?

Nevel you bloody hacking Pig

Nein! I won't give up!

Me give up? Not in your wildest dreams!

Nevel you bloody hacking Pig

Won't you finally capitulate?

Nevel you bloody hacking Pig

I will never give up!

I'm with fifty-three websites in a state of war

All on to one to settle their score

These allied attacks scare the shit out of me

´cause they're treating me like an enemy!

No one listens to me,

They just do what they like.

No one loves me any more,

They love Carly and Sam!

Oh god I'm crying

I'm alone with Compy

And a bottle of juice!

Chor:

Nevel you bloody hacking Pig

Won't you finally capitulate?

I'll never give up!

Nevel you bloody hacking Pig

Me give up? Not on your life!

If that computer geek Freddie thinks he's got me in a state,

That's a misconception I won't tolerate!

No surrender, Mister Benson!

I'll never, ever give up!

Peep! Peep! Peep!

Quiet, Compy, quiet!

Take it easy, Compy!

Peep! Peep!

Nein, you are not a computer geek,

You're a good Compy!

Nein, we will win this war - eventually! Even without software

Yes, I think so, Compy. I'm quite confident, actually...

Peep!

_This story is based on: Walter Moers__' Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker_

_Hope you guys like it._

_-Rhady_


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